My skin is hard when it comes to my music. But with my movies, I'm still a virgin in a lot of ways. I'm not used to being shot down for no reason.
The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.
I first wanted to be a comedian when I was six or seven and my dad showed me Laurel and Hardy's "Perfect Day" on tv.
There ain't no problem that some other dude didn't have 1,000 years ago.
There's no reason to have a plan B because it distracts from plan A.
If we each get on a treadmill right now, one of two things is going to happen... either you're going to get off first or I am going to die. Period.