When I was growing up, I installed refrigerators in supermarkets. My father was an electrical engineer.

I know how to learn anything I want to learn. I absolutely know that I could learn how to fly the space shuttle because someone else knows how to fly it, and they put it in a book. Give me the book, and I do not need somebody to stand up in front of the class.

I think my general disposition on life is finding what's funny about it. When something happens, the first thing in my mind is, "What's funny about it?"

When you're talking to a person, it only matters what they are perceiving. You only need them to perceive you as a loving husband. You don't necessarily need to be one. That's always a good road, if you actually are one. But what people are perceiving will dictate what their life is, and ultimately what your interaction is.

The game cannot be won, only played.

As a child, I watched 'Dallas' and that was my vision for my life for as long as I could remember.

Being realistic is the quickest path to mediocrity