And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.

I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly above average in talent.

I first wanted to be a comedian when I was six or seven and my dad showed me Laurel and Hardy's "Perfect Day" on tv.

Your words and thoughts have physical power.

We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell, no matter how angry we get one day, no matter the things we say that we don't mean.

If you're always ready, you don't have to get ready.

Because I know that hope and fear are connected, I put my mask of hope on.