There is something endearing about the weatherman.

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation.

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

I run me like a conglomerate, because that's what I am.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.