Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?
The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?
If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that catfish is one of the finest eating fishes in the world.
I get all fired up about aging in America.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.