August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.
Having a phobia has changed me.
These days, you have to have a gimmick to do the weather. You have to have an act.
If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that catfish is one of the finest eating fishes in the world.