Will Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love.
Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.
It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
I have the best job in the entire history of broadcasting.
It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.