I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

I want to get my own show because 'Today' will eventually get tired of me, or the audience will get tired of me.

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?

The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that catfish is one of the finest eating fishes in the world.

These days, you have to have a gimmick to do the weather. You have to have an act.