I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom.

I go to McDonald's at least once a week. I always get a No. 2.

I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.

My grandmother was a typical farm-family mother. She would regularly prepare dinner for thirty people, and that meant something was always cooking in the kitchen. All of my grandmother's recipes went back to her grandmother.

When you hit the big time, big money, big egos, people don't talk. You have no friends.