People over 100 are the fastest-growing group in America. People soon will be working 'til 100 - some because they have to - and living 'til 125 or even 135. What do I know, I'm just a weatherman, but I've made a hobby of studying this, and it's phenomenal.

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.

I think women can cope a lot better than men.

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.