I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'
The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?
Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.
Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.
I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.
I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.