Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.

The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?

Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.