Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom.

I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.

Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.

Will Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love.