Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.

I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.

The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.

When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I said right then, 'That's what I want to do someday,' and it's been one dream that has come true.