The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.

When I can, I do 25 minutes of calisthenics every day.

If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that catfish is one of the finest eating fishes in the world.

Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.