The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.

I've always had a reputation as a buffoon.

There is something endearing about the weatherman.

Tom Browkaw said it best. He said NBC could survive without him or the rest of the news division, but not Nancy Fields.

My grandmother was a typical farm-family mother. She would regularly prepare dinner for thirty people, and that meant something was always cooking in the kitchen. All of my grandmother's recipes went back to her grandmother.

I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.