If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that catfish is one of the finest eating fishes in the world.

I run me like a conglomerate, because that's what I am.

As an only child, I never felt insecure and always had total love.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom.

Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.