Dear doctor, you must not only let the patient tells his story, but you should also try to understand it.

Man is the only animal for whom his own stupid existence is a problem which he has to try in vain to solve.

We all live in a small unique world, that's why we need at least one sole common language.

Literature can be divided into two large families: the religious and the secular one. The first reveals the origin of stupidity, the second follows its evolution.

Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among political, bureaucratic, judicial, religious, intellectual, artistic, and mass media members, so it is the best place to develop your own field research.

Once I was adviced never to trust a pretty face. Well, and what should I do when a meet a shithead?

In hard times of severe crisis if you want to create new jobs, I recommend you to start killing some people. It's the old "topos" of war in time of peace.