Man is the only animal for whom his own stupid existence is a problem which he has to try in vain to solve.

If you don't like trading, gambling and betting, then you don't like living.

Life is nothing but a bet that in the end everyone is doomed to lose. So you'd better get used!

Man is certainly the most disgusting kind of worm that has ever crawled on this stupid ugly planet.

We all live in a small unique world, that's why we need at least one sole common language.

Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among political, bureaucratic, judicial, religious, intellectual, artistic, and mass media members, so it is the best place to develop your own field research.

The poor should learn what has always been the motto of the rich: "What's mine is mine and what is yours if I can I steal it."