The majority of the senior class of Vassar does not desire my company and I must confess, having read specimens of their thought and sentiments, that I do not desire the company of the majority of the senior class of Vassar.

People are beginning to wish that the voters had been given breathometer tests when they voted in the present government.

Decent people should ignore politics, if only they could be confident that politics would ignore them

I mean to live my life an obedient man, but obedient to God, subservient to the wisdom of my ancestors; never to the authority of political truths arrived at yesterday at the voting booth.

The more complicated and powerful the job, the more rudimentary the preparation for it.

If Bach is not in Heaven, I am not going!

The police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy.