If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Nothing will ruin an interesting intelligent argument more quickly than the arrival of a pretty girl.

The wise man seeks little joys, knowing that life is long and that his quota of great joys is distinctly limited.

Laziness is the one common deficiency in mankind that blocks the establishment of a perfect world in which everyone leads a happy life.

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.

The only thrill worthwhile is the one that comes from making something out of yourself.

Success makes us intolerant of failure and failure makes us intolerant of success.