Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

A peculiarity of capital is that it cannot be employed productively without benefiting the community in which it is used.

Flattery must be pretty thick before anybody objects to it.

The hardest job of all is trying to look busy when you're not.

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.

Control from without flourishes when discipline from within grows weak.