Of all the young men in America only a few hundred can get into major league baseball, and of these only a handful in a decade can get into the Hall of Fame. So it goes in all human activity. .. Some become multimillionaires and chairmen of the board, and some of us must be content to play baseball at company picnics or manage a credit union without pay.

When a woman wears a low-cut gown, what does she expect you to do: look or not look?

If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.

When ordering lunch, the big executives are just as indecisive as the rest of us.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.

Books open your mind, broaden your mind, and strengthen you as nothing else can.