My Westley will come for me.

I am as devoted to adventure now as then, and that’s never going to stop.

I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.

The Countess was considerably younger than her husband. All of her clothes came from Paris (this was after Paris) and she had superb taste. (This was after taste too, but only just. And since it was such a new thing, and since the Countess was the only lady in all Florin to posses it, is it any wonder she was the leading hostess in the land?)

It’s an accepted fact that all writers are crazy, even the normal ones are weird.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!