Yes, I am a failed playwright. I had three shows on Broadway by the time I was 30. They all flopped, and I fled.

You think this is a trap then?" the Count asked. "I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise," the Prince answered. "Which is why I'm still alive.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.

You are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.

You're an enemy of art and I pity your ignorance," Domingo said.

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.