Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I write out of revenge.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

People don't remember me. Really. It's not a paranoid thing; I just have this habit of slipping through memories. It doesn't bother me all that much, except I guess that's a lie; it does. For some reason, I test very high on forgettability.

The first morning after Westley's departure, Buttercup thought she was entitled to do nothing more than sit around moping and feeling sorry for herself. After all, the love of her life had fled, life had no meaning, how could you face the future, et cetera, et cetera.

There is one crucial rule that must be followed in all creative meetings. Never speak first. At least at the start, your job is to shut up.

There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.