Inside and out, Westley's world was ripping apart and he could do nothing but crack along with it.
This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.
I'm not witch. I'm your wife.
For you see each day I love you more today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Look. (Grown-ups skip this paragraph) I'm not about to tell you this book has a tragic ending. I already said in the very first line how it was my favorite in all the world. But there's a lot of bad stuff coming.