Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

As far as the filmmaking process is concerned, stars are essentially worthless - and absolutely essential.

I suppose I was dying again, so I asked the Lord of Permanent Affection for the strength to live the day. Clearly, the answer came in the affirmative." "I didn't know there was such a Fellow," Buttercup said. "Neither did I, in truth, but if He didn't exist, I didn't much want to either.

You have to protect your writing time. You have to protect it to the death.

A good writer is not someone who knows how to write- but how to rewrite

When I was your age, television was called books.

Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.