If war breaks out, I will fight for Hitler since such a war would be against Jewry.

I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office.

I have known lots of adults who enjoyed similar enthusiasms as a kid and weren't encouraged and then didn't go anywhere with it and so they're unhappy in their jobs as adults.

I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary career.

If you really want to tell stories, do it and don't be dissuaded.

Life is made up of danger and heartbreak, I laugh in the face of both!

Germany calling! Germany Calling!