I don't regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.

Everyone's story matters.

And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.

The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.

I say, Ich liebe Deutschland! Heil Hitler! and farewell.

I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office.

His life was a book of his own writing, one orderly page after another.