Never try to outsmart a woman, unless you are another woman.
Real happiness is not dependent on external things.
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
The highest happiness on earth is marriage. Every man who is happily married is a successful man even if he has failed in everything else.
If I were running the world I would have it rain only between 2 and 5 a.m. Anyone who was out then ought to get wet.
The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.