A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES.

The tallest and the smallest among us are so alike diminutive and pitifully base, it is a meanness to calculate the difference.

Humor is the mistress of tears.

I believe that remorse is the least active of all a man's moral senses.

The book of female logic is blotted all over with tears, and Justice in their courts is forever in a passion.

Young ladies may have been crossed in love, and have had their sufferings, their frantic moments of grief and tears, their wakeful nights, and so forth; but it is only in very sentimental novels that people occupy themselves perpetually with that passion, and I believe what are called broken hearts are a very rare article indeed.

Oh, Vanity of vanities! How wayward the decrees of Fate are; How very weak the very wise, How very small the very great are!