For my part, I believe that remorse is the least active of all a man's moral senses,--the very easiest to be deadened when wakened, and in some never wakened at all.

When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.

Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

A woman's heart is just like a lithographer's stone; what is once written upon it cannot be rubbed out.

If a man's character is to be abused, say what you will, there's nobody like a relative to do the business.

'No business before breakfast, Glum!' says the King. 'Breakfast first, business next.'

Except for the young or very happy, I can't say I am sorry for anyone who dies.