It's hard enougth to find intelligent life right here in Washington!

I have spent my career trying to get Congressmen to spend the people's money as if it were their own. But I have failed.

Power always has to be kept in check; power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous.

The biggest danger for a politician is to shake hands with a man who is physically stronger, has been drinking, and is voting for the other guy.

The recommended daily allowances are based on arbitrary, unscientific, and tainted standards.

It's hard enougth to find intelligent life right here in Washington!

The last few years have been my happiest. Im happy in the years that most people are blue and sad and waiting to die. I dont feel that a bit. Smiling has a lot to do with it. You can just lift your spirits by smiling a little bit.