You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.
William S. Burroughsin the magical universe there are no coincidences and there are no accidents. nothing happens unless someone wills it to happen
William S. BurroughsConsider the impasse of a one-God universe. He is all-knowing and all-powerful. He can't go anywhere, since He is already everywhere. He can't do anything, since the act of doing presupposes opposition. His universe is irrevocably thermodynamic, having no friction by definition. So, He has to create friction: War, Fear, Sickness, Death, to keep his dying show on the road.
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