Cheat your landlord if you can -- and must -- but do not try to shortchange the Muse.

I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.

They tend to be suspicious, bristly, paranoid-type people with huge egos they push around like some elephantiasis victim with his distended testicles in a wheelbarrow terrified no doubt that some skulking ingrate of a clone student will sneak into his very brain and steal his genius work.

Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.

You do an awful lot of bad writing in order to do any good writing. Incredibly bad. I think it would be very interesting to make a collection of some of the worst writing by good writers.

Once the law starts asking questions, there's no stopping them.

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse