Cheat your landlord if you can -- and must -- but do not try to shortchange the Muse.

It is indeed difficult to make a living as a writer, and my advice to anyone contemplating a literary career is to have some other trade.

Love? What is it? Most natural painkiller what there is.

Human, Allen, is an adjective, and its use as a noun is in itself regrettable.

As an old junk pusher told me, 'Watch whose money you pick up.'

Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy.

There couldn't be a society of people who didn't dream. They'd be dead in two weeks.