There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine.

The exact objectives of Islam Inc. are obscure. Needless to say everyone involved has a different angle, and they all intend to cross each other up somewhere along the line.

Cheat your landlord if you can -- and must -- but do not try to shortchange the Muse.

Some of us are sixty feet long with a brain the size of a walnut.

Hemingway said: 'It don't come anymore.' So where did it go?

Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel - you are a terminal fool!" Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.

How far would people get in physics if discovery was described as disgusting - "Your formula is disgusting and filthy"? Not very far.