There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine.

My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly and pervasive ignorance.

If all individuals were conditioned to machine efficiency in the performance of their duties there would have to be at least one person outside the machine to give the necessary orders; if the machine absorbed or eliminated all those outside the machine, the machine will slow down and stop forever.

what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.

There couldn't be a society of people who didn't dream. They'd be dead in two weeks.

Life is a vacation from two eternities, who wants to waste those precious years worrying about what happens when you get back to forever?

[Political movements] both favor alcohol and are against pot.