Smash the control images. Smash the control machine.

The idea that addiction is somehow a psychological illness is, I think, totally ridiculous. It's as psychological as malaria. It's a matter of exposure. People, generally speaking, will take any intoxicant or any drug that gives them a pleasant effect if it is available to them.

Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?

The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.

Madness is confusion of levels of fact. . . . Madness is not seeing visions but confusing levels.

Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered.

If I had my way we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.