The purpose of technology is not to confuse the brain but to serve the body.

Man must get away from verbal forms to attain the consciousness, that which is there to be perceived at hand.

I knew [Timothy] Leary, but barely knew, didn't really know Jan [Kerouac].

You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.

They tend to be suspicious, bristly, paranoid-type people with huge egos they push around like some elephantiasis victim with his distended testicles in a wheelbarrow terrified no doubt that some skulking ingrate of a clone student will sneak into his very brain and steal his genius work.

Human, Allen, is an adjective, and its use as a noun is in itself regrettable.

Cheat your landlord if you can -- and must -- but do not try to shortchange the Muse.