The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie.

As long as one American is hungry... then we have unfinished business in this country.

Gridlock is great. My motto is, 'Don't just do something. Stand there.'

[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted in the old-fashioned liberalism of Ted Kennedy.

Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.

When your government, employer, landlord, merchant, banker and local sports team gang up to picture, digitize and permanently record your every activity, you are placed under unprecedented control.

Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy.