I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!

But if you want to know the truth, the weirdest thing that has happened has been my discovery that people who attend the conventions are filled with love.

There's a joy and a pain about directing where the dreams you have are becoming concrete but the attention to detail, the need for time is such that it's overwhelming at times, and the stream of responsibility.

Oh, for God's sake... get a life, will you?

When there are tiers of meaning in an ad it intrigues the audience and they look for it again and again.

I'm so not ready to die. It petrifies me. I go alone. I go to a place I don't know. It might be painful. It might be the end. My thought is that it is the end. I become nameless, and I spent a lifetime being known.