There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.

You might as well aim high. Why shoot yourself in the foot when you can shoot yourself in the head?

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

I've discovered that the more freedom I have to be creative, the more creative I become.

I've never not appeared in front of a live audience for any longer period than a month or two.

What does God need with a starship?

The essence of paint ball is the fact that when you get hit by a ball full of paint, it hurts just enough to say, 'Ow, I gotta get out of the way,' but not enough to say, 'I quit.'