If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad.

You can't do anything about the past. And you don't know what the future is.

My dad died of a stroke.

What does God need with a starship?

I envy the people who say, 'oh, well, I've got my name in the golden book and I'm going to be entered into the pearly gates.'

There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.