I slept for four days when I turned 40.

My understanding is, the fans are so ravenous in Canada, they gnaw on the stars.

We're all embers from the same fire. Our ember winks out, we're ashes, we go back to the fire.

If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.

Conquest is easy. Control is not.

Divorce is simply modern society's version of medieval torture. Except it lasts longer and leaves deeper scars. A divorce releases the most primitive emotions; the ugliest, raw feelings. Emotionally wounded people do their best to inflict pain upon the other party, but rather than using claws they use divorce lawyers.

I'm surfing the giant life wave.