Go to your business, pleasure, whilst I go to my pleasure, business.

Poets, like whores, are only hated by each other.

Ceremony and great professing renders friendship as much suspect as it does religion.

Money makes up in a measure all other wants in men.

But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.