As wit is too hard for power in council, so power is too hard for wit in action.

Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.

Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.

He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

I weigh the man, not his title; 'tis not the king's stamp can make the metal better.

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for.