Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.

Women serve but to keep a man from better company.

But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it

Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.

Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures.

Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em.