He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

Charity and good-nature give a sanction to the most common actions; and pride and ill-nature make our best virtues despicable.

As wit is too hard for power in council, so power is too hard for wit in action.

But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Have as much good nature as good sense since they generally are companions.

I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for.