Women serve but to keep a man from better company.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Have as much good nature as good sense since they generally are companions.

Ceremony and great professing renders friendship as much suspect as it does religion.

Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close.

Wit has as few true judges as painting.

Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.