My fans are very forgiving. So are my wives and my kids.

If you start out looking at somebody, wondering whether he's good or bad, I think you're starting out in the wrong direction. I think we're all good and we're all bad.

Like anything else, you can use the Internet for good or ill. You can get out of it what you want to. There's no evil about it. The way I see it, it's a liberation.

As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.

One thing I learned is that the mind, rather than being the master, should be the servant of the heart.

Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them.

Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal freedom.