My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
Willie NelsonI like marijuana because it keeps me from killing people. And I think there are a lot of people out there who are just like me. The reason it's not legal is because most people get up in the morning and get high, then forget to go out and vote for it.
Willie NelsonNinety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.
Willie Nelson