If you go to a magic show, you don't want to see logic.

I started writing cheating songs when I was too young to have any idea what I was writing about - broken hearts and things like that. I just think it was something I already knew, something I had experienced in another lifetime.

I see this [biodiesel] as a way for the farmer to grow fuel and food and put him back in business again

We're still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every week.

If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they're gone.

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.