God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.

I'm crazy for trying, crazy for crying, and I'm crazy for loving you.

If you want to make marijuana legal, you've got to stay straight long enough to f - vote.

And as far as guitars go, I loved Jimmy Bryant and Speedy West's stuff.

Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them.

Just can't wait to get on the road again

I learned some invaluable lessons in Nashville that apply to both farming and show business: Do not corner something you know is meaner than you; keep skunks of all kinds at a distance; if you forgive your enemies, it messes up their heads.