Rather than trying to put an end to Eminem or some other rapper, politicians should think about why they're rapping. It's easier to try to censor some kid who's swearing about poverty than it is to stop the poverty.

When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.

Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal freedom.

Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.

Waylon Jennings and I had a lot of fun recording together.

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.