Air you breathe is bad for your lungs so you've got to careful and don't overdue any bad air. Too much pot, too much anything is not good. Your lung is a piece of flesh, a piece of bone. You can injure it.

Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.

Love is like a dying ember, only memories remain.

If you go to a magic show, you don't want to see logic.

If you want to make marijuana legal, you've got to stay straight long enough to f - vote.

When I see someone I think is cool, he's a pretty well-adjusted individual. He's not too affected one way or the other by what's happening, no matter what's going through his mind.

Be careful what you dream: soon your dreams will be dreaming you.